ANDY PACINO

Hey, don't tell me. It was me who told you so.

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Anyway, since quitting the band, Andy went to Bangor Uni and studied English Lit quite badly. He left uni in '98 and lived briefly in a cage where he sought like-minded animals and ate them from the waist up. More recently he has been looking at tits, ass and bearded clams and was paid for doing so up until May 2008 at the wonderful institution that is the Daily Sport, where he worked alongside such noblemen as Simon "Deano" Dean, Paul Carter, Mark Tate, Julian Bovis, Barry McIlheney, Philip Lever, Mr Pam McVitie, John "Not so" Wise, the legend and genius who is Tony Livesey, others you'll see on this site and too many others whom I flatly refuse to mention. Andy now ekes a meagre living from putting young and talented bands on DVD so all their friends and family can tell them how good they are. He'll also film your marriage, divorce, birthday party, funeral and circumcision – should you wish – although not all at the same time!

Andy still – for the time being, at least – lives in sunny Mancland and is writing his fourth book, is in talks for a second film and is still an all-encompassing and completely unadulterated arsehole. But then I told you that already. You can visit his website here. Or you can go back home.

You really are an asshole!

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I know, I told you so. You can tell just by looking.

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