Lloyd Almighty Tunes
All Alone
All Alone
Your shitty dream is all but over,
Pushing the beast called law and order,
All the sayers trying hard to push you,
And the lazies there with nothing to do.
Chorus
All alone, am I alone, All alone, on my own.
What the hell are you telling me to do?
What what I’m doing got to do with you, huh?
Not eating right? Not talking polite?
I’m not your slave, and I’m here for a fight.
Bridge
Cos when you’re looking down on me,
Despising everything you see,
Another lost and wandering soul?
Don’t you try to take control.
Chorus
All alone, am I alone, All alone, I’m all alone.
Money talks, but to whose wallet it’s in,
Unfortunate but, Buddy, that’s how it goes,
Take it away and you make everyone all equal?
Then you start to write your own shitty sequel.
Chorus
Alone, all alone. Am I alone? I’m all alone.
Alone! I’m all alone. I’m all alone,
Facing the music on my own.
LEGS
Oooh well, Daniele,
You’ve baby got me under your spell,
I don’t know if I’m in heaven or hell,
Only you can tell.
For a while you acted so like a child,
ooh, baby, footloose fancy free and wild,
you know you made feeble, weak and mild,
only you can make me smile.
Chorus
I’m such a Lucky Jake,
I feel I’ve been hit by an earthquake,
the way my bones and teeth rattle and shake,
they rattle and shake.
Oh, baby, don’t act like such a bitch,
cos you can make me poor or rich,
the way you cast your spell, oh you wicked witch well I say,
I’m as green as the grass on a football pitch.
Ooh what a what a what a wonderful sight,
you gliding like a bird in full flight,
the end of the road is near I see the light,
you didn’t put up much of a fight.
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Oh baby we go so well together,
we must be birds of a feather,
and baby through all kids of weather,
loosen my rope don’t keep me tethered,
baby, loosen my rope don’t, keep me tethered, baby,
loosen my rope don’t, loosen my, loosen my rope don’t…
(I Feel Like I’ve Been) Kicked (By A Horse)
I’m gonna kick you like a horse, Baby,
I’m gonna bruise you big and bruise you hard,
Lovesexy and being your girlfriend,
It’s wonderful for hours on end,
Chorus
How’s it done? Easy for you to say,
And all the different games we play,
Oily and biting and vicious and hard,
Soft and gentle and caressing,
Soothing licking and rising and falling,
Again and again, again, again, again, again,
Ride me like your horse, Baby,
Dig your spurs in hard and make me bleed,
Ride me like only you can, Baby,
I feel like I’ve been kicked by a horse,
Chorus
How’s it done? Easy for you to say,
And all the different games we play,
Oily and biting and vicious and hard,
Soft and gentle and caressing,
Soothing licking and rising and falling,
Again and again, again, again, again, again,
Diary
Diary
Pales the lily by sweet comparison,
Speaks the diary of love’s companion,
Feet don’t touch the floor,
Days float by and by,
Crimson tulips flow with dancing daisies,
Oh, so beautiful,
On show for all to see,
Never realising just what I see,
She creeps into my dreams,
Sleeping next to to me,
And so softly breathing, sighs with melody,
So softly breathing, she sighs with melody.
Bridge
I can see it in her eyes,
When she looks at me and smile.
So sweet it just can’t be,
What she feels for me,
Her smile turns stormy days,
Into summer sun,
Her sweet perfection turns cold nights into childish fun,
Softly kissing me,
Touch so tenderly,
How can she be so in love with me?
How can she be, so in love with me?
Everything Changes
Everything Changes
Listen to this,
Give me a kiss,
I’ll show you, Baby, that it just don’t miss,
You take me higher,
We go to the wire,
Everything’s lost as I’m burning on fire.
All through the night,
Sleepy eyes are still bright,
Taking a hit as I kick, bite, I’m bit,
Yes meaning No! No! No!
Show me how you go, go, go,
Kill me again as you finish the show.
Chorus
Everything changes as I lie down to die,
We hit the fifth as you swallow my pride,
Everything changes as I lie down to die,
Pianos play the fifth as you swallow my pride.
Listen to this,
Give me a kiss,
I’ll show you, Baby, that it just don’t miss,
You take me higher,
We go to the wire,
Everything’s lost as I’m burning on fire.
Chorus
Everything changes as I lie down to die,
We hit the fifth as you swallow my pride,
Everything changes as I lie down to die,
Pianos play the fifth as you swallow my pride.
Jeckyll & Hyde
Three years my very own Jeckyll and Hyde,
You always thought my good side died,
You thought it had died,
There’s no change for a while,
No, no, no, not for a while.
A good boy and a very bad boy,
Never an evil word but always annoyed,
You’re always annoyed,
There’s no gauge to go by,
And all of the salt has gone, gone, gone.
Chorus
Hush sweet Jesus, be still my children
Don’t feed the bad dog, bad dog,
Hush sweet Jesus, be still my children
Don’t stroke the bad dog, bad dog!
Bridge
No! No! No! No! No! How can I?
No! No! No! No! No! Take it off!
No! No! No! No! No! How can I?
When it’s stuck on to me?
Running away from a bed quite wide,
You always thought my good side died,
You thought it had died,
There’s no gauge to go by,
And all of the salt is gone, gone, gone.
Chorus
Hush sweet Jesus, be still my children
Don’t stroke the bad dog, bad dog,
Hush sweet Jesus, be still my children
Don’t feed the bad dog, bad dog,
Hush sweet Jesus, be still my children
Don’t feed the bad dog, bad dog,
Hush sweet Jesus, be still my children
Don’t stroke the bad dog, bad dog!
Red
Red
It’s you they were calling for,
Replace you with The Saviour,
Sat down tearing my hair out,
Disgraceful behaviour,
But now it’s all so different,
What’s this I’m hearing?
Stood in the middle of the road,
It’s your name they’re cheering,
One in a million,
Maybe that’s over the top,
One in just less than a hundred,
A little nearer the mark,
Screaming “Oh, you’re brilliant!”
“Always said so!”
“We’re what you came here for!”
“We never wanted you to go!”
Chorus
Red
Bright red, bloody red,
Quickly going pale,
Fading into oblivion,
From a shrinking vein,
But now it’s running thick and fast again,
Redder than ever before,
All in a couple of weeks,
“Oh, Gary, we’re what you came here for!”
Chorus
Red
Show Me
If you want my love,
Show me what you’re thinking of,
If you want my love,
Show me what you’re thinking of,
I am the king of love,
So show me,
Chorus
Penetrate your eyes so sweet,
As far as any man can reach,
Penetrate your eyes so sweet,
As far as any man can reach,
Get down on your knees and show me,
Chorus
Penetrate your eyes so sweet,
As far as any man can reach,
Penetrate your eyes so sweet,
As far as any man can reach,
Get down on your knees and show me,
Solo
Solo
On this night of all nights
when we’re sweating and hot
and you’re gasping for air
and you just want to slow down
I’m fooling around and kissing your lips
and you ask me to slow down.
Chorus
I’m astounded that I came across a woman like you
God must have sent you to me
For the way you go
Baby, so low
I got dressed for the night
but it bust out of sight
and I can feel it all over
we’re taking our time
we go together in rhyme
so I bite a bit harder
Chorus
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Bridge
the Lord was joking when He sent the one or two before you
I can’t remember the time I had a woman who could go
baby so low
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But then you spoilt the plan
when you fucked this man
Oh, you fried my brain dead
The way you fucked me all night
as you clung to me tight
and you gave me that great head
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B.U.Y.C.
Take the train that stops
Next to the shops
With the dummies in the windows
ask why I’m feeling high
I’ll tell you why my mood glows
I’m sitting and I’m thinking
and coffee drinking
in the cafe next to Joe’s
I’ve been here so long
I may be wrong
But I’m staying until it closes
I I just can’t sleep
no matter how many sheep
I count them while my eyes are closed
Will our love last,
AM I to be the last,
It’s the questions posed
I Swear
You cunt, you fuck, you bitch, you prick, you dick, you shit, you wank, you dog, you slag, you slut, you whore, you scum, you piss, you sick, you bag, you sow,
You make me sick and I swear I’m gonna kill you!
You snake, you rat, you rat, you scag, you bitch, you ho, you dirt , you roach, you trout, you hag, you dirge, you bilge, you bike , you slapper, you hog, you pig, you fuck,
You make me sick, and I swear I’m gonna kill you!
You shark, you germ, you disease, you fake, you vag, you tube, you nazi, you hate, you filth, you slit, you crap shite , you maggot, you moron, you joke, you poison,
You make me sick, and I swear I’m gonna kill you!
You cunt, you fuck, you bitch, you prick, you dick, you shit, you wank, you dog, you slag, you slut, you whore, you scum, you piss, you bag, you sow, you puke,
You make me sick and I swear I’m gonna kill you!
Can’t See Past Their Noses
You are so strong, how can you be wrong?
They don’t wish you well, how can they tell,
They don’t wish you well, how can they tell,
You’re right, they’re wrong, and you’re so strong.
You stood so tall, while they waited for your fall,
The fools like sheep, That you tried so hard to keep,
The fools like sheep, That you tried so hard to keep,
You did your all, while those around you crawled.
With knives all drawn, not pistol facing you at dawn,
Behind your back and while it’s turned,
You found your fingers burnt.
It was you they chose, but now they can’t see past their nose,
Although in homes and cars and clothes,
With food on tables and in droves,
On holiday every year, and now you’ve fallen they all cheer,
When in the garden it’s all roses, they can’t see past their noses.
With knives all drawn, not pistol facing you at dawn,
Behind your back and while it’s turned,
You found your fingers burnt.